haven’t been on here for like 2 years and i feel like i am 16 again

hippiesispunkz:

who needs april fools when ur whole life is a joke

acceptmyfuckingnihilism:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

@staff: *makes any announcement literally any announcement*

me: *looks into camera like i’m on the office*

@staff :*makes an announcement*

me: 

fano-tastic:

fano-tastic:

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

v1als:

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

tinylamp:

chefpyro:

talentlack:

chefpyro:

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thegayestofagendas:

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement